MY BUCKET LIST 31-40

31. Sail in the Mediterranean without puking.

32. Talk to a cannibal in French Polynesia without being eaten.

33. Have more than 10 people reading my blog.

34. Shave my head, ooops, I already did that at 16. I know! I’m way ahead of you Britney!

35. Run a complete marathon.

36. Learn how to stand on my head.

37. Do the split at 67.

38. Eat 10 ice creams in 10 minutes. And barf.

39. Get a Masters degree.

40. Learn the lyrics for Rapper’s Delight

MY BUCKET LIST 21-30

21. Paraglide in New Zealand.
22. Design my own line of clothes, labelled Mioli.
23. Ride the tram in San Francisco without paying (danger is my middle name).
24. Get a secret tattoo.
25. Get a Motorcycle and a licence to drive it, and oh yeah, get that Kill Bill suit.
26. Go on a trip around the world for 6-12 Months.
27. Give something that I love up for someone I love.
28. Give compliments every day to people I don’t know.
29. Stop swearing. Oh crap, I don’t want to do that. I like swearing. It’s liberating.
30. Jump from a cliff higher (into the water, I don’t want to die) than 6 metres. Oooooh, someone is really living on the edge! It’s better to burn out than fade away!

MY BUCKET LIST 11-20

11. Learn how to sing, preferably before number 5.
12. Learn how to speak Spanish properly and then move to Barcelona and eat churros.
13. Learn Italian, French.
14. Go to the Maldives and scream in one of those sound proof bungalows.
15. See U2 perform live.
16. Write a book. That people would read.
17. Speak 10 languages fluently. Fluently, I tell you. Like I do Chinese. Gau laaaa Gau laaa.
18. Surf a barrel.
19. Go to Australia and say G’day mate to everyone I meet.
20. Go to a gay bar in Iran, oh, that’s right they don’t have any homosexuals.