One billion dollars...

So my hubby Visa wont like that I'm writing this, but I know he can take it....So here goes.
We had an interesting conversation while wating for our flight in Saipan.

Visa asks me:
"Would you give me up for one billion dollars?"

Hmm... This sounds like such a girly question, I think to myself. Does that mean he just wants to hear me say that I love him so much, there is not enough money in the world...? Nah... This is my husband we're talking about... So that can't be the case. So I take my time pondering the question. And realize I'm kind of girly (or whatever)...Because my answer was:

"No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be happy without you, not even if I were one billion dollars rich".

And his reaction threw me off. He was so surprised he was almost upset. He repeated himself:

"Did you not hear me, I said one billion dollars! Think about what you can get for that money".

Maria: "But I just want you, baby"

Now he really gets agitated (poor thing, being married to such a all-about-feelings-and-stuff-girl).

Visa: "I mean, you could go to space, Maria! You could buy countries, change the world economics, You could be the king of the world!"

I start singing "Can't buy me love..."

But then it hits me...

Maria: "Does that mean you would sell me for one billion dollars?"

Well you can guess the answer...

ps. He now calls me the one billion dollar woman.

ps.2 He wouldn't say sell...